He is worried.
He is concerned.
He is once again in the lightening quick embrace of his sissy. 

"One minute, I'm laying here peacefully...

when a shadow falls across me.

All the sudden, she's here smooching all over me.

It's over as quick as it began, with nothing but the lingering scent of bananas and cheese crackers as proof.

She is too forward and flighty.  I'm just not that kind of guy.

I...I just can't work under these conditions...something MUST be done about these intrusions...

Maa...
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Him: Where's Dad?
Me: Running
Him: From what?

My oldest boy, seen here holding a friend's chicken; this boy is hilarious.  His brain is wired up differently in a delightful way.  And the great thing is, he's not trying to be funny.  When he does try to tell you a joke, well.  Let's just say it's not pretty.  Or funny.  What IS funny is the stuff that just comes tumbling out of his mouth on a daily basis.  His observations, questions and opinions...it's good stuff.

I've been writing down quotes fr...
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